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Biff Simpson's Stoopid Web Site
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In the picture above I give you... The stoopidest person alive.

The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman in front is either stoned, asleep, or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving the car was seen jogging up and down on Rt. 925. (in the background)

Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER-than-normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you cant see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each. They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs.

Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard. The car, with WY plates (naturally), was headed for Evanston where the couple presumably planned to build a new house in which to smoke their crack.