A woman is standing center stage as the lights come up. A man enters and walks up behind her, placing a necklace around
her neck. She hugs him in delight as the announcer says:
Announcer: Give her a necklace of fine diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor & Company and show her that youd marry her
all over again... And again... And again...
Announcer: A scene at a window of a tall building.
(Lights up showing a man leaning out of a window. He rubs his hands together, cups his hands to his forehead, obviously
disturbed about something. Another man appears next to him.)
Heckler: Really gonna jump, or are you gonna chicken out? I mean, you guys are REALLY somethin y know? All promise
and no action.
(The prospective jumper gives him a stern look and starts lacing on some sneakers)
Heckler: Yep, no action at all. Look at all them people down there. Theyre waiting for a show, but do you care?
No. You just stand up here lacing on some sneakers. Whattya doing that for anyway? Youre just gonna mess
em up in a minute, unless you chicken out.
(The prospective jumper stands up, counts to three and pushes the heckler off)
Jumper: I think Ill go jogging instead.
Announcer: Nike. Just do it.
Scene opens with a very FAT man stuffing two sandwitches in his mouth and downing them by drinking out of a gallon jug
of milk. He burps, smiles and shows an obvious milk mustache as the announcer says:
Announcer: Milk. It does a body good.