The Stellas are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald 's. That
case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.
Unfortunately, the most recent lawsuit implicating McDonald's (the teens who allege that eating at McDonald 's has made
them fat) was filed after the 2002 award voting was closed. This suit will top the 2003 awards list without question.
5th place (Tied) A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas $780,000 after she broke her ankle tripping
over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict,
considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms. Robertson's Son.
5th place (Tied) 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his
hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying
to steal the hubcaps.
5th place (Tied) Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the
garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could not
re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on
vacation and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and
a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The
Jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.
4th place Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks
by his next-door neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought
because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the fence
into the yard , was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
3rd place A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped
on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend
30 seconds earlier during an argument.
2nd place Kara Walton of Claymont Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the
bathroom window to the floor and knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was trying to sneak out
of the window in the Ladies Room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
1st place This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr Grazinski purchased a brand
new Winnebago motor home. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control
at 70 mph and calmly left the driver 's seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV
left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he
could not actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago motor home. The company actually changed
its manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were other complete morons buying its recreation vehicles. ....amazing,