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Inane Skits

These are skits which I wrote for an area cabaret and have been performed over the years. They are free to be used for non-commercial performances (youth groups, etc.) Email me if you wish to make some bucks.

The Fountains of Mel

The Restaurant Consultant

The Cereal Consultant

The Bank Merger

Serengetti Lounge

National Duct Tape Council


Pigeon Pre-Flight

Focus Group

Hollywood Mall-Mart

Three commercials

The Pollsters