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Real bulletin from the Consumer Product Safety Commission for those who buy frypans to... er... actually fry something.

CPSC, Innova Inc. Announce Recall to Replace Exploding Frying Pans
In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), Innova Inc., Davenport, Iowa, is voluntarily recalling to replace about 8,700 Ultrex Thermal/Double Wall frying pans. The pans can explode or separate when preheated, used on high heat, or used for frying, which can pose a serious burn hazard from hot oil or food contents spilling onto consumers.