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Real bulletin from the Consumer Product Safety Commission for those who buy frypans to... er... actually fry something.

CPSC, Innova Inc. Announce Recall to Replace Exploding Frying Pans
link: http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml03/03069.html
In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC), Innova Inc., Davenport, Iowa, is voluntarily recalling to replace about 8,700 Ultrex Thermal/Double Wall frying pans. The pans can explode or separate when preheated, used on high heat, or used for frying, which can pose a serious burn hazard from hot oil or food contents spilling onto consumers.